From John Bennett
A couple was doing last minute shopping on Christmas Eve. Walking through the very crowded mall the wife looked up and noticed her husband was nowhere around. She became very upset because they had a lot to do.
She used her cell phone to call her husband to ask where he was.
The husband, in a calm voice said, "Honey remember the jewellery store we went into five years ago, where you fell in love with that diamond necklace that we could not afford and I told you that I would get it for you one day?"
The wife, crying, said "Yes, I remember".
Husband: "Well, I'm in the bar next to that jewellery store."