Wednesday, 30 May 2012

Queen's Jubilee at Tilgate!

Monthly Medal!

Ron Humphrey
Mike Dean
28 May
Division 1
Ron Humphrey  82-17 Hcp = 65
Byran Foster  79 - 12 Hcp = 67
Bill Aston  89-19 Hcp = 70
Division 2
Mike Dean  100-28 Hcp = 72
Ron Stocker  104-28 Hcp = 76
Roger Pearce  104-28 Hcp = 76

Sunday, 27 May 2012


Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A mobile phone on a bench rings and a man answers it with the hands-free speaker function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.
Golfer: "Hello"
Woman: "Hi Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"
Golfer: "Yes."
Woman: "I'm at the shops now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only £2,000; is it OK if I buy it?"
Golfer: "Sure, go ahead if you like it that much."
Woman: "I also stopped by the Porsche dealership and saw the new models. I saw one I really liked."
Golfer: "How much?"
Woman: "£90,000." 
Golfer: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."
Woman: "Great! Oh, and one more thing... I was just talking to Jane and found out that the house I wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking £980,000 for it."
Golfer: "Well, then go ahead and make an offer of £900,000. They'll probably take it. If not, we can go the extra eighty-thousand if it's what you really want."
Golfer: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you so much!"
Golfer: "Bye! I love you, too."

The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are staring at him in astonishment, mouths wide open.
He turns and asks, "Anyone know who's phone this is?"

Whitsun Trophy!

21 May
Bryan Foster
Bryan Foster  40 pts
Eddie Bowles  37 pts
Brian Wood  36 pts

Thursday, 17 May 2012

Four Seasons Trophy!

Peter Watkins
14 May
First Peter Watkins   39 pts
Second Terry Penfold  36 pts
Third Gavin Grove  36 pts

Tuesday, 15 May 2012

Texas Scramble!

First Gavin Grove, Ron Humphrey,Alex Keating and Barry Preston  65
Second Terry Penfold, John Dunlevy, Don Warner and Tudor Williams 66
Third Mike Dean, Brian Wood and Bryan Foster  68

Sunday, 6 May 2012

Mayday Rosebowl!

1 May
First Ron Humphrey 37 pts
Second Terry Penfold 37 pts
John Rea 35 pts