Eclectic Round 5

Monday 19 December

Revised result. Eddie Bowles pointed out his card was void as Ian Joseph, who marked it, did not complete the round.

First Gavin Grove 31 pts

Second Ken Pattenden 30 pts

Third I do not know!

A Xmas Story!

From John Bennett

A couple was doing last minute shopping on Christmas Eve. Walking through the very crowded mall the wife looked up and noticed her husband was nowhere around. She became very upset because they had a lot to do.

She used her cell phone to call her husband to ask where he was.

The husband, in a calm voice said, "Honey remember the jewellery store we went into five years ago, where you fell in love with that diamond necklace that we could not afford and I told you that I would get it for you one day?"

The wife, crying, said "Yes, I remember".

Husband: "Well, I'm in the bar next to that jewellery store."

Xmas Lunch at the Crawley Club!

Brian Casey Shield!

Monday 14 December

First Byran Foster 41pts

Second Ron Humphrey 40 pts

Third Eddie Bowles 37 pts

Twos

Hole 5 Terry Phillips

Texas Scramble!

Monday 5 December

First Eddie Bowles, Ron Humphrey, Bill Huntley and Jim Diamond 63 pts

Second Clive Phelps, Don O'Brien and Peter Quelch 64 pts

Third Gavin Grove, Richard Aldridge, Ivor Clays and Alan Smith 64 pts

Eclectic Round 2!

Monday 28 November

First Mike Dean 39 pts

Second Bill Aston 38 pts

Third Brian Wood 36 pts

Doctor!

From John Bennett
When my Doctor asked me If I led an active life I told him about my day
"Well, yesterday afternoon, I waded across the edge of a deep lake, barely escaped from a wild pig in the heavy brush, marched along a treacherous trail up and down a mountain, stood in a patch of poison ivy, crawled out of quicksand, and barely escaped jumping away from an aggressive brown snake."

Inspired by my story, the Doctor said,
"You must be an awesome outdoorsman!"

"No," I replied, "I'm just a sh*t golfer