Lies!

Golf is a game in which the ball lies poorly and the players lie well.

Art Rosenbaum

Lost!

Golfer: "This is the worst course I've ever played on."

Caddy: "This isn't the golf course. We left that an hour ago."

Drowning!

Golfer: "Think I'm going to drown myself in the lake."

Caddy: "Do you think you can keep your head down that long?"

Four Seasons!

Winner John Wilson 38 pts

Second Jack Snape 37 pts

Third Don Warner 37 pts

After the golf members enjoyed a splendid buffet with George Lockert's wife Christine.

Time check!

Golfer: "Please stop checking your watch all the time. It's too much of a distraction."

Caddy: "It's not a watch - it's a compass."

Summer Tankard!

First John Rea 40 pts

Second Bryan Foster 39 pts

Third Richard Aldridge 36 pts

Twos

Hole 3 John Rea
Hole 3 Stan Smith
Hole 5 Clive Phelps
Hole 15 Ed Melbourne
Hole 15 John Rea

August Monthly Medal!

Division 1

Winner John Rea nett 68
Runner up Alan Smith nett 69

Division 2

Winner Ivor Blunden nett 75
Runner up Bill Huntley nett 76

Twos

Hole 3 David Bond
Hole 5 Bill Crozier
Hole 5 Bryan Foster
Hole 5 Clive Phelps
Hole 11 Gavin Grove

Comment

Is hole 5 too easy?