Bowls!

One of the advantages bowling has over golf is that you seldom lose a
bowling ball.

Don Carter, pro bowler

Texas Scramble!

25 June 2012

First  Eddie Bowles. Mike Dean, Ted Milbourne and Ian Joseph   65pts

Second Gavin Grove, Brian Wood, Les Ould and Barry Preston 67 pts

Third Peter Watkins, Bill Huntley, Fred Green and Dug Godfrey 67 pts 

 

 

Essay competition!

From John Bennett

A college class was told they had to write a short story
in as few words as possible.
The short story had to contain the following three things:

1.Religion

2.Sexuality

3.Mystery

The winning essay was:

“Good God, I’m pregnant; I wonder who did it?”

Better Ball Trophy!

Byran Foster

18 June

First Byran Foster and John Wilson  43 pts

Second Eddie Bowles and Ron Stocker 41 pts

Third Alan Smith and Roger Pearce 41 pts 

John Wilson

Eurozone crisis!

By John Bennett 

Subject: Eurozone Crisis Quote

Credit Suisse quote: "The market is currently like a strapless bra; half of us are wondering what is holding it up and the other half are waiting for it to drop so they can grab the opportunity with both hands".