Disposing of the Body!

Make sure you book seats for this show at the Ifield Barn Theatre.

Dug Godfrey is the stage director!

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Sex and golf?

Sex and golf are the two things you can enjoy even if you're not good at them.

Kevin Costner

August American Foursomes!

First Peter Watkins and John Rea 38 pts

Second Terry Penfold and Bill Fenton 38 pts

Third Bill Crozier and Ed Milbourne 36 pts

Twos

Hole 3 Jim Roberts and Roy Sullivan
Hole 3 Ken Jordan and Stan Smith
Hole 3 Eddie Bowles and Rob Crozier
Hole 5 Alex Keating and Don O'Brian
Hole 11 John Rea and Peter Watkins
Hole 11 Bill Fenton and Terry Penfold

Lies!

Golf is a game in which the ball lies poorly and the players lie well.

Art Rosenbaum

Lost!

Golfer: "This is the worst course I've ever played on."

Caddy: "This isn't the golf course. We left that an hour ago."

Drowning!

Golfer: "Think I'm going to drown myself in the lake."

Caddy: "Do you think you can keep your head down that long?"

Four Seasons!

Winner John Wilson 38 pts

Second Jack Snape 37 pts

Third Don Warner 37 pts

After the golf members enjoyed a splendid buffet with George Lockert's wife Christine.

Time check!

Golfer: "Please stop checking your watch all the time. It's too much of a distraction."

Caddy: "It's not a watch - it's a compass."

Summer Tankard!

First John Rea 40 pts

Second Bryan Foster 39 pts

Third Richard Aldridge 36 pts

Twos

Hole 3 John Rea
Hole 3 Stan Smith
Hole 5 Clive Phelps
Hole 15 Ed Melbourne
Hole 15 John Rea

August Monthly Medal!

Division 1

Winner John Rea nett 68
Runner up Alan Smith nett 69

Division 2

Winner Ivor Blunden nett 75
Runner up Bill Huntley nett 76

Twos

Hole 3 David Bond
Hole 5 Bill Crozier
Hole 5 Bryan Foster
Hole 5 Clive Phelps
Hole 11 Gavin Grove

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